Showing posts with label Playoff Race. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Playoff Race. Show all posts

Monday, March 22, 2010

Coping with the Hangover...at the Water Cooler

Ugh. It's been a slow start to the week. If you're like me, you're still reeling from the weekend; a couple birthday celebrations led to a drink or twelve, and very little sleep. As if that weren't overwhelming enough, we were all the while enduring the onslaught of March Madness' first round and its non-stop clusterfuck of action. There were an overwhelming number of upsets over the NCAA tournament's first weekend (at least you're not the only one with a busted bracket), leaving an interesting mix of perennial favorites and complete nobodies in the Sweet 16. It was a great run; close to forty hours of top-tier televised basketball in one weekend's a thrill unmatched anywhere else, but I'm feeling a little overserved, like I just left Ponderosa on a serious munchies run. Or maybe like Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in that scene from Wedding Crashers where they're collecting dust on the Washington Monument steps; bathing in the glory of their own excess. It was awesome, but I'm seriously burnt out and could use a change of gears for a second; a time out, a little water...leading us to, well, you know.

- Who impressed this weekend? The #1 seeds (with an obvious exception) came out pretty strong, especially in the second round with Syracuse and Kentucky delivering the kind of statement games that would startle any field, let alone one as, well...for lack of a better word, weak as this one. St Mary's look to be the safest bid for a Cinderella (God that sounds stupid. I used that term solely to point out how dumb it is) at this point, balancing nice shooting and stingy defense with the rock-solid play of Omar Samhan in the post. Please believe I'm rooting for them. And it's spelt P-o-ndexter, better remember. Then we'll get to Farokhmanesh.

- Back in the NBA, things are heating up for the home stretch as teams jostle for position now that the teams advancing to the postseason are more or less set. There's still room for Chicago to sneak up on the 8 seed (never underestimate the ability of the Raptors to blow it down the stretch) especially with the recent returns of Joakim Noah and Derek Rose to key an 11th hour push. Out West, the Spurs and Blazers continue to fight for the right to lose to the Lakers in the first round, while Denver seems to be the only team who really wants the bridesmaid's dress with Utah and Dallas beginning to lose the furious momentum they built up last month. Myself, I'm closely following the Nets and their backwards race against the wrong side of history. Shit, they didn't even look like the League's worst team THIS year...

- More irrelevantly, it seems Dwight Howard's feelings are a little hurt after a recent public lashing from Skip Bayless came on the heels of his over-hyped rivalry with Shaquille O'Neal hit (what I hope is) its apex a few months ago:

"I think everybody has a problem with anything I do on the floor. We got to the Finals last year with the same way I played this year. I'm not going to change who I am, I'm not going to change my personality. I'm not going to change anything about me. I've been playing basketball since I was three years old. I never changed one part of myself in this game. I've gotten a lot better since I've been playing basketball, but one thing that has always been consistent is I'm going to have fun out there. Basketball brings me joy. I don't care what people say about me smiling too much or having too much fun. Hey, I'm doing something I love. I'm going to be thankful and have fun doing it. ...

"I don't know what he could possibly say. Scottie Pippen said things, also Skip (Bayless). I know in order to win you gotta work hard and that's one thing that I do. I work extremely hard on both ends. I might have nights where I might not shoot the ball as well but I'm still going to work hard, I'm still going to play defense and do all the small things. Numbers don't lie...

Only people that we have to listen to are our coaches. Those are the guys that get paid to make us better players. Skip, he's called everybody out. He's called LeBron "Prince James." LeBron's one of the best players in the world, and he doesn't think LeBron is good. It's somebody just talking."

It's easy to see why Dwight feels he needs to be on the defensive, but I hope he gets used to the fact that this kind of criticism's just part of the spotlight, especially as a young player. People are going to call you out, start beefs, nitpick at your game and question your leadership; it's the nature of superstardom, you think Kobe, Vince and T-Mac haven't heard the hate out of everyone from players to analysts to the dude who's ten beers deep and two rows behind the visitors' bench?

Dwight, you're (apparently) a nice guy and pretty ridiculous basketball player. Don't change who you are, don't change your personality, but try delivering that offensive set you always give the Cavs with a little more consistency.

- Even more irrelevantly, some journalist in Miami wasted Dwyane Wade's time with a question about whether a shout out in the Jigga's patriotic anthem Empire State of Mind would factor into his free agency decision this summer. As flattered as Wade was, there's no music good enough to inspire someone to want to sign with the Nets.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

This Week's Water Cooler

What's up everyone? Sorry I didn't get anything up this weekend; apparently you can't ignore your overdue internet bill forever. I had planned to spend most of yesterday writing a preview for some college tournament that's starting this week, but instead sacrificed about 3 hours of my life to the inefficiency of bank clearances and cable company payment processes. If this is what real life's like then I'm cool just staying in school. That's all straightened out tho and Basketball Banter's back in all its couch-surfing glory for another deep run into the NCAA Tournament. Before we dive into the Madness however, let's take a little breather from our hectic lives and chill out at the Water Cooler:

- First and foremost, the playoff races are close to over. The Ailblazers have finally strung enough healthy bodies together to put some space between themselves and the Western Conference Stragglers. Valiant efforts by the Rockets, Grizzlies and Hornets, who all battled varying degrees of injury and dysfunction to stay in the hunt, but unless the Spurs suffer a memorable meltdown (and as awful as they've been playing, who really believes this will happen?) it's time for a little high-stakes lottery. The East, while not exactly set in stone, seems to be about finished. Despite the best efforts of the Raptors, the Chicago Bulls have been sucking like a Hoover; their best two players injured, their losing streak at 7. Canadian basketball fans had better hope that's enough to seal their fate; at least with a playoff appearance Bosh might agree to a sign and trade.

- Gilbert Arenas managed to sneak out of David Stern's doghouse long enough to scribble a couple-hundred words for Esquire about - what else - what went down with his boy Javaris during that fateful locker-room mishap. His take's kind of funny, in typical Gilbert fashion, and while we can all have a good laugh in hindsight, let's not forget the monumental stupidity of what transpired here. Definitely worth checking out.
Meanwhile, Arenas also announced his intentions to change his number to 6 next season. Was there rampant speculation as to why? Reckless accusations of dishonorable motives? Nobody
seemed to care. Let's keep it that way.

- Speaking of Esquire, this might be one of the best ideas ever. Probably way behind fire but just ahead of the wheel in a historical context. Don't sleep on Adriana Lima out of the 4-seed; I still don't know what she seed in Marko Jaric, but between the massive paycheck and the supermodel wife, dude's a serious contender for Luckiest Man Alive.

- ...And the good news just keeps on coming: the NBA Jam trailer just came out. Looks sick.
- Tracy McGrady: ‘I Know I’m Not Healthy’. Amazing revelations. This is truly compelling stuff.
- The Los Angeles Clippers, speaking realistically about making a run at Lebron this summer (insert requisite punchline here), finally strayed from ineptitude by severing ties with Mike Dunleavy, the man who's become reknowned around the NBA for doing just enough not to get himself fired. Apparently not anymore. Clearly this is a step in the right direction for the Empty Clipps, but counting on them to stagger backwards soon is an even-money bet.
This weekend, the Madness will consume us all. I'll be doing live notes for most of the first round to stay tuned...

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"...Aaand here they come down the stretch.."

Now that the regular season marathon's drawing to a close, we can begin seriously licking our chops, knowing that the season's best basketball will soon be upon us. Every game will count as teams furiously jockey for playoff seeding (and, in more mundane cases, lottery balls), leading into an epic battle for basketball's most revered honor. March Madness needn't be mentioned (but shouldn't be forgotten) to deem the coming months as any hoops head's favorites...But let's not get ahead of ourselves here, before the title bout, there's still a couple fights left on the undercard as the quest for the postseason winds down. Here's the tale of the tape:

The Dreamers: These teams will be duking it out for the final playoff spots. The season will end in disappointment for most of them, but, with the exception of one, they should be happy just to be here.

Milwaukee Bucks - Just the fact that they're still in this conversation after losing Micheal Redd and having the League's most gloriously inefficient point guard this year is astounding. Kudos to Scott Skiles for having this muddle of youngsters play above the sum of their parts recently; mixing in John Salmons might serve up playoff appearance.

Memphis Grizzlies - Facing a tough recent schedule - as any team in the West is bound to at some point - the Grizz have slipped back towards .500, showing that although they're much better than we would've given them credit for, they might not be playoff-ready in the deep West. Their remaining schedule's relatively soft, but lottery or not, they recovered from the Iverson debacle quickly and are still on the good end of massive upside.

Houston Rockets - Losing Carl Landry hurt but picking up Kevin Martin and a couple good big men really gave this team exactly what they needed at a fair price. A go-to scorer's a much needed shot in thw arm for what's been a languid Rockets offense, and Martin's surrounded by enough potent help for his defensive deficiencies to be minimalzied. As promising as a playoff run would be, this team's really just waiting on next season, praying that a year of rest will finally get Yao Ming on a healthy track.

Miami Heat - Having once held then safest grip on their playoff seed in the L, Miami's tumbled all the way to the brink of the lottery and is no lock to make the postseason. As the losses pile up, so (inevitably) does Dwyane's frustration as he Wades in the shallow talent around him. He's capable of lifting this team to a first-round exit, but I can't help but think apathy must be setting in.

New Orleans Hornets - They've played surprsingly well without Chris Paul thanks to the recent explosion of rookies Darren Collison and Marcus Thornton. It remains to be seen if this talented but inexperienced backcourt can continue this blistering pace all season, but if they can keep the Hornets in the fight long enough for CP3 to get healthy, it might be all they need.

Charlotte Bobcats - Some recent struggles against just about everyone (...except the Cavs...) have cast Charlotte back onto the East lottery scene. I still see them as the most likely of the bottom 3 (Miami and Milwaukee being the others) to squeeze into the playoffs, their recent trade having bolstered a Kate Moss-thin frontcourt. This current lineup's not far from its ceiling, but after years of sucking, mere respectability is welcome in Charlotte.

The Long-Shots: Their postseason ambitions fairly realistic, these squads are battling for a better draw in the faint hope of a first-round upset

Portland Trailblazers - Picking up Marcus Camby was huge for a team that wasn't dressing a 7-footer and starting 52 year-old Juwan Howard at center. Somehow, they weathered several violent attacks from the injury bug and stayed in the playoff chase this long. It's hard to imagine them losing their grip unless Brandon Roy decides to shut down his ailing hamstring, even harder to picture them upsetting the Lakers. That being said, if any team can be satisfied with just a playoff berth, given everything they've been through, it's these guys.

Chicago Bulls - Since their near-implosion in December, the Bulls have been playing some pretty f***ing good basketball, recently having beaten five .500+ teams in a row...on the road...in the West. Their remaining schedule won't be easy, but it's heavy on the United Center - where they're won two thirds of their games this year - and regardless of this season's outcome, they've given their fans reason to be optimistic about next year with more cap space to bait the many marquee free agents this summer.

San Antonio Spurs - Sorry, have to do it. Finally. I know it seems weird seeing San Antonio this far removed from the contender conversation this far into the season, but they've played tired, inconsistent basketball and shown nobody any reason to expect something beyond a first round dismissal. MAYBE they can pull out an upset if their entire roster's at 100%, but that'll be asking a lot. Tim Duncan's been uncannily efficient this year, but even in the postseason, where he'll playing far more than 31 minutes/game, he'll need much more help than he's had this year. The Alamo's been taken. Good riddance.

Oklahoma City Thunder - Not to slight the impressively precocious play of a team nobody asked to be ten games over .500, but the playoff-virgin core of the Zombie Sonics will have a hard time beating a team like Utah or Dallas in seven games. Durant's been unreal, Westbrook's been steadier, Harden's been steadily improving...Hard as it may be just remember they're the youngest team in the League; this is just the beginning.

Toronto Raptors - Playing to their potential for once, the Raps have responded to the preseason hype, ironically thanks in no part to a certain Turk who's been playing like he's living out his Pizza Pizza commercial on the reg. The return of Reggie Evans will be welcomed by a team that's finally embracing the foreign concepts of hustling and defensive toughness, while their two-headed point guard attack has proven potent in recent weeks. If eveything's firing for them, they're the kind of team that could scare a wounded Celtics squad that perenially lets its guard down in early rounds.

Phoenix Suns - Yeah, I dunno why they kept Amar'e either. They're several players they can't afford away from contending and will likely lose him after they're swiftly dismissed from the first round...oh well...here's hoping whatever team lands him will pull of a miracle trade for Chris Paul.

The Dark Horses: These are the underdogs; the teams that will be expected to make noise come playoff time, but will have to knock off a favorite to get a title shot.

Boston Celtics - You don't think so the way they've been playing lately? They're one of A's best teams when healthy, but they haven't been all year. If Garnett and Pierce are still hampered in April, they're screwed; even with a healthy Pierce last year, it took the best basketball of Rajon Rondo's life to get them out of the first round. I'm fully prepared for a complete Big 4 to prove me wrong, but I won't count on Glen Davis, Tony Allen and Fatigued Wallace to do it.

Atlanta Hawks - They've dominated the Celtics this year, but lackluster performances against the Cavs and Magic leave serious doubts about their ability to match up with the East's beasts. Atl definitely took a step forward this year, but it'll take another one to reach the NBA's upper echelon.

Utah Jazz - They've been the West's best team since Christmas, but this team just seems...off. Too much uncertainty enshrouds them: D-Will's questioning front office intentions, Boozer claims he wants to stay but can't be taken at his word, Millsap's being jerked like Jack Link's beef waiting for the minutes he deserves, and Andrei Kirlenko/Mehmet Okur's consistency problems will hurt them when they're playing top-tier teams every game. If they can shake it all off and give the better Lakers some heat, I'll be thoroughly impressed.

The Contenders: For these squads, anything short of a title will be a disappointment. It's not about waiting on free agents, nurturing young talent and 'building a winner'; they've built winners, now it's time to do what they do.

Orlando Magic - The Magic showed very scary glimpses of their May 2009 selves this past weekend against the Cavs. Dwight owned the paint with a nice array of moves early, and when the Cavs keyed their D on him, a floodgate of 3's rained on them from all angles, while a lane-clogging defense reduced Lebron to a streaky jumpshooter, removed from his rhythm. They're another team who's been unhealthy, with injuries plaguing their starting backcourt, but have shown a much better ability to play hurt than the older, thinner Celtics. They're as dangerous as any contender out there.

Denver Nuggets - Why not? Even with Melo and Chauncey hobbled, they've held down the second-best record in the better conference, while Kenyon Martin's enjoyed a renaissance and Ty Lawson's emerged as one of the better steals in a deep draft class. They're an improved defensive team and boast a scary offensive arsenal that few teams are equipped to outgun. At full stregnth, they're at-worst a top-three team in the West.

Cleveland Cavliers - After peeling off the season's longest winning streak with their second-best player in streets, Cleveland acquired a borderline All-Star for at worst, their backup center and at best, absolutely nothing. Jamison's incorporation into the lineup wasn't as "seamless" as Danny Ferry had predicted, but doesn't change the fact that the Cavs, who were already arguably the favorites in the East, improved a lot. They match up better against the Magic than last year, and should have no trouble with any of the East's lesser teams. Of course, the stakes are also higher in Cleveland than anywhere else, so deliverance upon their postseason expectations is vital.

Dallas Mavericks - They might end up coming out the winners of the trade deadline deals; they got EXACTLY what they needed in Haywood and Butler; tough defense, low-block competency, and a more versatile offensive attack. They looked to be firing on all cylinders in the 2nd half against LA, toppling the champs without Caron in a serious statement game. What was already a playoff dark horse now could be a bonafide threat to the throne.

...Which leaves us with the reigning champs, who still have to be called The Favorites; even with Kobe taking his longest injury leave in years, the Lakers maintained their steady cushion on the West's top spot. Aside from the Cavs, they've repeatedly beaten tough opponents and rarely shown the type of champion's complacency that could plague a team this talented. Although there's been recent dissent about Mr. Bryant's itchy trigger finger, but it'll tkae much more than that to disturb the Zen Garden long enough to knock the Lakers off their title course. Believe they'll be playing their best ball in May and, most likely, June; it'll be tough for anyone else to match.

Monday, April 6, 2009

The Week that Was

So the bracket's been completed and, to the surprise of few, UNC reigns almighty as NCAA champs after a comfortable victory over home crowd favorites Michigan State. Known throughout the tourney as a high-octane offensive beast, the Tar Heels' defense smothered the Spartans through the first half, forcing innumerable turnovers, questionable shots and preventing any sort of rhythm that would help them appease the Detroit masses. The result was a historic blowout that cemented a dominant tournament for UNC; they won each game by a minimum of twelve points and got huge games from all their stars in a balanced effort. Well played.

- Meanwhile, back in the NBA the race for the right to lose to the Cavs/Celtics/Magic in the first round is thinning out. The Raptors gave us fans north of the border a late-season tease, peeling off six straight wins and reminding us how they could've been playing all year, but inevitably joined the Bucks, Pacers and Knicks in the Lottery as they fell from striking range of the 8th spot out East. The Bobcats continue to chase their first playoff berth, and given the way Detroit's been playing recently (what, with Will F***ing Bynum being their go-to guy in the fourth and all), they're far from safe. I knew the Pistons were going to lose a step after they traded Chauncey, but damn...

- Things are zany as usual out West; while the Suns have more or less set, the Spurs might be losing their grip on contender status now that Manu's done for the season. This leaves the door wide open for a prohibitive favorite to get murked by the Lakers in the West Final. It'll be a mad scramble from 2-7, which should provide for some great games down the final stretch as teams jockey for seeding and homecourt. Stay tuned to RaptorsTV.

- It's Green Week!! (not that it has anything to do with basketball, but because most of the Western hemisphere has been put on this giant fucking eco-guilt trip) In a further attempt to prove its corporate social responsibility, the NBA's parading its players around in recycled warmups and green jerseys, while making them appear at schools and museums to promote a cause that's been adopted by dozens of major media outlets; it's become stale. It's nice to see the league taking steps to lessen its environmental impact and raise awareness, but its seems more forced than a T-Mac jumper at this point.

- Speaking of forced jumpers, there's a lot of questions in Detroit these days surrounding the future of one Allen Iverson. Almost as many as there are cliche plays on his nickname every time his career reaches a crossroads such as it has this past month. AI's tenure in Detroit appears to have ended; he's failed to mesh with a team he was a horrible fit for from day one, been relegated to the bench for the first time in his career and been forced to the sideline by an ailment that he likely would've played through on a relevant team. He'll likely enter the free agent market this summer as a huge question mark; one who has never been able to let his game take a backseat to team dynamics and appears to have lost the fire that once drove the league's most competitive player. He's contemplated retirement as opposed to a supporting role, and given his history, it's not totally beyond him to stick by those words. If this is it for Iverson, can his status as the greatest pound-for-pound scorer ever really overshadow the truth that single trip to (and swift dismissal from) the Finals is the only significant thing an AI team has accomplished?

- Lawrence Frank made headlines for all the wrong reasons this week; the guy whose first impression with the Nets set expectations high, and whose subsequent attempts to deliver have apparently not been enough for the team's upper brass. GM Rod Thorn recently all but revealed that Frank would be let go in the offseason, ending his streak as the longest-tenured coach in the East. I can't say I blame them; Frank's done an alright job but never seemed to inspire greatness from his players or achieve anything beyond mediocre with talented players in a shitty conference.

It's gonna be a frantic week in the NBA. Stay tuned next week for Awards and Playoff previews when all the dust settles.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

This and That

Some random thoughts from what's been going on in the League the past little while:

- There hasn't been enough Raptors hate lately, so let me take this opportunity to rip into a soft, passive team that would be aptly called the Brontosaurs. Their "franchise" player's been playing with the tentativeness of a rookie, not a four-time All-Star. Their point guard, a model of offensive efficiency, underlines this team's wide-spread defensive shortcomings. Their bench is America's Next Top Model thin. They've been getting blown out by shitty team after shitty team en route to walking punchline status and more than their share of lottery balls. The only positives the team can take away from this season are the emergence of Andrea Bargnani as a lethal scoring threat and that their washed-up, overpaid big-name acquisition will come off the books this year as opposed to next. That should do little to quell the reality that they'll finish the season 7-10 spots lower than they should've in the East this season... At least there's always next year (to again insult expectations)

- Meanwhile, across the Mississippi, much more exciting things are going down. 4.5 games separate seeds 2-8 in the West, setting up a scramble for seedings that will be every bit as contested as last year. While the Lakers have been running away with the conference all year, there's been plenty of impressive play from the teams nipping at their heels. San Antonio was rescued from early injuries by stellar reserve play and, now at full health, hold the safest lead on their second seed while Houston has somehow defied T-Mac's inevitable collapse with their best season in recent memory. Utah has to be that "team nobody wants to play" now that they're back at full strength and looking even better than they did at this time last year. Even sleepers like New Orleans and Portland, that nobody's really talking about come playoff time, could sting a higher seed in the opening round; the disparity in talent between these teams is so small that anything could happen. We're being set up for another killer Western playoffs, hopefully this time it happens.

- Somewhere on the set of The Price is Right, Drew Carey's pleasuring himself to the highlights from last night's Cleveland/Orlando showdown. Anyone who still doesn't think Lebron James should win the MVP is politely asked to remove Dwyane Wade/Kobe Bryant's nuts from their throat.

- In completely un-related news, Rockets forward Carl Landry was shot in the leg last night. Apparently Landry, who's won much praise in Houston for his energetic and ridiculously efficient play, was sidewiped in his SUV while on a late-night munchies run. After pulling a U-turn, he got out of his car to investigate the damage, when two dudes from the perpetrating car rolled on him fired two shots, one of which Landry took in the leg. He took off, somehow still outrunning the gunmen with a slug in his stride. The motive of this bizarre incident is still unknown, but luckily Landry was alright; treated and released for a flesh wound, he'll be back in the Rockets' lineup inside a month. Let's hope this is the last we hear of this business.

- Scott Skiles was always a master at alienating his younger players in Chicago, his tough-love, old-school attitude wore thin with many players who found him intense, constricting and intolerant on and off the court. So imagine the fireworks that went off in his head when he discovered that Charlie Villanueva had posted on Twitter from his phone during halftime of the Bucks' recent win over the Celtics. How dare he? The NERVE! Forget that he scored a team-high 19 in a huge win for a team fighting for its playoff life, he was publicly called-out and Skiles banished the evil Twitter from his locker room. Actually. This really happened. If Skiles still has a job this time next year I'll rock a fu-manchu 'til he's fired.

- And finally, a funny story from a buddy of mine who was at the Lakers blowout win over the T-Wolves a few weeks back. It was late in the fourth quarter of a long-decided game when reserve center DJ Mbenga, sopping up garbage minutes like a Sham-Wow, was sent to the line for two. The Staples crowd broke into the "MVP! MVP MVP!" chorus usually reserved for Kobe, to which Mbenga (who, for the record is averaging 3/1.5 in 12 appearances this season) horrendously bricked both shots.

Hope everyone's got their brackets stacked; the Madness starts tomorrow. Enjoy the action.