This and That

- The All-Star reserves were leaked, sorry - announced yesterday, and the A's bench bosses did a pretty respectable job of voting in the right players. Among seven first-timers will be the overdue Deron Williams, the precocious Kevin Durant, and Zach Randolph, the guy whose career had been on such a vicious downswing prior to this year that he couldn't even cop a spot on the fan ballots. Damn. 21/11 happens and suddenly the once-written-off Grizzlies are holding down a playoff spot. If only Comeback Player of the Year existed. My only serious beefs are with Josh Smith and David Lee's exclusions. Smith's been an all-around monster for a Hawks team that's carved a niche among the East's top-tier team thanks in part to his aggressive slashing, reluctance to launch jumpers and general defensive brilliance. Speaking of the Hawks, Al Horford's having a nice year, but he's the third-best player on his team and the Daily Double's grinding out huge numbers for a not-so-unbearable Knicks squad. This was a tragic example of a deserving player's crappy team robbing him of an All-Star berth. Oh well. They'll be better with Lebron next year...

- The looming uncertainty surrounding Gilbert Arenas' suspension was cleared up Wednesday as the Sternbot laid down the expected season-long ban on Agent Zero....and some guy named Javaris Crittenton. Although Arenas is expected to avoid jail time, and therefore legal grounds for his contract to be voided, he's lost 70% of his salary and countless millions in endorsements. He's played roughly half a season's worth of basketball over the past three and although his suspension's been etched in stone, that's about all that's certain about Gilbert's future. If and when he returns to the NBA, he'll have to be a shell of his former self on and off-court; any team that he suits up for will have him on a leash shorter than Earl Boykins. We've witnessed the tragic demise of one of basketball's most entertaining personalities, at the hands of his own excess. Let us never forget him.

(And in related news, apparently Kobe's on the same tip. Bad time for the editor to be freebasing.)

- Another event on the cluttered NBA horizon is the impending trade deadline, which for a plethora of reasons could be among the busiest in recent history. The Suns are openly shopping Amare, the Jazz have long intended to part ways with Carlos Loozer, and names like Monta Ellis, Chris Bosh, David West and Andre Iguodala are popping up in rumors frequently enough to imply the possibility of several blockbusters. While it's all speculation at this point, the old saying "where there's smoke there's fire" took root for a reason, and very rarely have this many big names been drifting around trade talk, especially in a volatile climate for GM's under pressure to shed salaries while remaining above water in a brutally competitive league. We could be looking at a much-changed landscape in a couple weeks, let's hope all the excitement isn't for nothing.

- Meanwhile, back on the court, several teams that got off to shaky starts are seriously hitting their stride as the season comes into form. The Chicago Bulls were an absolute fucking disaster in November, losing unfathomably and leaving fans and analysts alike calling for Vinny D's head. The Utah Jazz struggled to find a consistent rhythm amongst their talented lineup, frustrating even the un-fazeable Jerry Sloan. The Memphis Grizzlies were mired in the Allen Iverson mishap and one of the A's worst starts; they seemed destined to fulfill their expected status as doormats. Two weeks ago, all three of these teams were on the outside looking at the playoff party, which they all have since crashed with 8-2 runs over the last ten. Also cruising at slightly lower altitudes are the Toronto Raptors and San Antonio Spurs, both of whom faltered early and are stringing impressive victories together as they begin to play to their potential.

To find out exactly where all these teams fit in the whole scheme of the Association, tune in early next week for February's Power Rankings. Have a good weekend everyone, peace.